Who is Retro Boy
Everyone knows that The Retro Boy's mom is by far, the hippest mom in the neighborhood. While other moms where playing Mozart and other classical music to their unborn babies, this mom had her old school boombox resting against her belly playing tunes from Kiss, The Beastie Boys, and The Police. Now that's cool!

Are you starting to realize that you have a direct impact on your child's coolness factor? Well you do! Don't sweat it though. There is still time to right your wrongs with some damage control.

The Retro Boy is ready to make a real impact on this world and wants to recruit your baby! This isn't a popularity contest. The Retro Boy doesn't care about how cute you are or how much money your parents have. The only requirement is that you like all things retro? You're in if you like arcade classics such as Galaga and Pacman. If your dream is to get a Big Wheel one day or spend an afternoon on your Slip N Slide, then you are one of us Brother!

Now, the first thing we need to do is get you out of those outfits from the mall, and get you into some funky threads created by The Retro Boy himself.

Parents, Listen up: Even though your child is a product of the 21st century, you can still raise him to understand and respect what life was like before cell phones, reality television, iPods and the Internet.